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Making Mischief for the Vampyre...
Oh My! What or Who's Spooked Tilly Simms?
The best definition I can give of a vampire is a living, mischievous and murderous dead body. A living dead body! The words are idle, contradictory, incomprehensible, but so are vampires."
Scoffern Stray leaves of Science and Folk Lore
Vampires, Vampyre, Vampir, Vampyyri, Vampyras, Vampyr, Vampyras, Vampiro... It really makes no difference how the word is spelt for the meaning remains the same the world over, and for as long as I can remember, I have always enjoyed a fascination with (and a sneaky regard!) for these undead creatures of folklore and mythology.
However, as much as I appreciate that this interest of mine will not be shared by everybody and so in keeping with the ideas of 'mischief' and the 'incomprehensible' that Scoffern has attributed to the Vampyre; I have created something of a fantastical store that seeks to offer those essential accoutrements for any discerning hunter or slayer of the undead.
And so without further ado, I am now going to unlock the door of the Monsignor Suárez Vampyre Slayer's Emporium that is located 'Somewhere' in the All Hallows Hamlet…
'Vampires, Werewolves and Zombies. Oh My!'
Artist and Storyteller...
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